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Ode To Insanity Part 10 by Chaos-Cary, literature

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Ode To Insanity Part 10

The end is near, it's time to face the finale curtain, so... let's boogie till we drop and eat all the slop. Don't no chickens kick the slop. Yeah Boom Zoom Cloom Doom Tomb Bumb Giant Alien beings from beneath the Earth are eating all our watermelons in an attempt to short circuit our spoons. Do not eat the donut hole...the donut hole will eat YOU!! What would happen if cabbages had spleens and wombats looked like sea sponges? The rain! It's melting all the butter. Noo! Save the butter or we will be doomed... oh candy!! You will never eat all the fried clams. I will be there to eat all the carbonated sewage water. AHAHAHAH

Ode To Insanity Part 9 by Chaos-Cary, literature

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Ode To Insanity Part 9

Green Green Bean Green Bean Cheese Green Bean Cheese Scuba-diver Now thats poetic. Turkey foot! Activate IT! No not it! Yes, the Super X-Rg7 Plasma Ion Disruption Annihilation Photon Molecular Destroyer Cannon! Holy SBIT! We really are gonna not live! AARRGHH! My tennis elbow is acting down! Like potato salad! Yes justice coleslaw Who brought the triscuts I was but is but can't be the all mighty chocolate bar Super Ultra Ultimate Great Almighty.....FINGERBANG!! Code: Poo Hands This cannot be. It's the last page coming up. We're all doomed!!

Ode To Insanity Part 8 by Chaos-Cary, literature

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Ode To Insanity Part 8

This is my BROOMCLOCK! Gotcha! Freak on getcha. Freak yeah yeah yo yo yeah. Freaky freak freak Yeah. Radioactive pocket protectors are the rave of the future. Thousands of geek oids will want them. I like cheese Boorgel I'm a maniac. Bouncy! Bouncy! All aboard the Ed-train! Disco pants style! Everybody was eating chocolate. Der do do do bah dah dah. It was slooooow as snails. Snails with nails, next on Datelime AGZ An emu pooped on my sandwich. I ate it anyways. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! ehh.... Nooooooooooo No No No No no no noooooooooo nonono no no YES! What? uh..uhh...WHOA! Explosion like cheeter cheese thing with

Ode To Insanity Part 7 by Chaos-Cary, literature

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Ode To Insanity Part 7

Suddenly a fruit cocktail ignited into a thousand croutons that were hiding in the tooth pick. Like pickles and a few chocolate cakes with lead. An Emu pooped on my sandwich I ate it anyways. Blah, blah, blah, 14 with dynamite. That's it! Eat the turtle wax! This will alter the formula of skin and make people grow feathers! Yes! This reminds me of the movie... "Help! My brain is melting in U.S. History. Hip Hop I say hippi to hop and oh... toenails with cookies and yo, yo, yo. Yeah yo chickens and cheese with the hay yah say. Mo to the fo to the ho to the flow. My name was Brian McGee, I ate to much chicken you see. So I t

Ode To Insanity Part 6 by Chaos-Cary, literature

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Ode To Insanity Part 6

Here are some following but not leading to the moon movies that probably won't be shown this week. "5000 leagues under the Air II: The Last Cheese Pilot" "I was a Teenage card table in the Hall of the Gambling Ghoul. The Third Calzone" "The Emu Saga Part I: The Lost Sandwich" "The Emu Saga Part II: The Robotic Emu of Count Poopsy" "The emu Saga Part III: Birth of the Poops on Sandwiches Emu" "The Lost Tribe of Some Planet Who's name is Something that's not that Important. The Dark Phantom" "The Attack of the Mangling Mutated Mind Munchers at Mimic's Monkey Mind Mine Museum. The Last Poop Stain" "The Last of the Final, La

If I Could be a Super Hero by Chaos-Cary, literature

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If I Could be a Super Hero

CHAOS CARY CAUSE/EFFECT IF I COULD BE A SUPERHERO What’s that flying through the sky! A bird! A Plane! No, it’s a superhero! People have come to admire superheroes not just for their unique and amazing powers but for the story behind them. I know that I often find myself wondering, “What would happen if by some cosmic twist of fate, I myself became a superhero?” I would need to cope and learn about my new unique powers. My friends and family would have to know and be careful once they found out. I would no longer be Chaos Cary but someone knew and more exciting. Many hours of my life would have to be spent mastering m

Heroes for All by Chaos-Cary, literature

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Heroes for All

CHAOS CARY CLASSIFICATION ESSAY HEROES FOR ALL With their mighty blades they gallantly protect the weak from danger. They use skills and deadly spells to thwart the plans of an evil villain bent on world destruction. They each carry their own weapon of choice and have their own motives for saving the world or helping people out. They are the different heroes from role playing video games. There are many different groups of heroes in role playing video games. Every hero is usually very different from the other. There is the Predestined Hero who is told of what he or she must do and trains for that purpose. Another group would be the Protec

Ode To Insanity Part 5 by Chaos-Cary, literature

History X: Static Cling by Chaos-Cary, literature

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History X: Static Cling

Histroy X: Static Cling By Chaos Cary Dark storm clouds covered the sky. Lightning flashed across the sky. It was followed by the sound of thunder. Two men stood at the edge of a cliff. One wore lose fitting cotton pants and black leather boots. He wore a long blue coat with gold trim that flaped furiously in the wind. Beneath the coat he whore a white shirt that showed his muscular features. He was bald on top but had hair all along the sides and in the back. He wore spectales that rested in front of his determined eyes. In his hand he held a weapon that he had forged himself. It resembled a key. The Key Saber, as it was called, was four f

Ode To Insanity Part Four by Chaos-Cary, literature

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Chaos Cary's Intro by Chaos-Cary, literature

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Chaos Cary's Intro

Slashing swords, powerful spells, frightening creatures and dashing and brave heroes. These are just some of the elements that make up the stories of fantasy. Each time a write a story I will make sure to make it my best. Each one better than the last. Full of action and suspense. I, Chaos Cary, want to give you the reader the best adventure of your life. I will also write a few comical things as well. I hope you enjoy them. Chaos Cary, out.

History X Theme Song by Chaos-Cary, literature

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History X Theme Song

HISTORY X!! Heros we knew, But never knew true! Fighting for all, Aganist the evil Lord Gall! HIS-TO-RY X YEAH! HIS-TO-RY X BEN FRANKLIN! Fighting to keep Independence! (Independence!) GEORGE WASH-ING-TON! Swinging the axe that Freedom built! (That Freedom built!) BESTY ROSS! Sowing the threads of Liberty! (Liberty!) JIM BOWIE and CROCKETT 5000! Fighting the evil Tyranny! (Tyranny!) HISTORY X!!! Heros we knew, But never knew true! HIS-TO-RY HISTORY X x x ....

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History X: Static Cling by Chaos-Cary, literature

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Heroes for All

If I Could be a Super Hero by Chaos-Cary, literature

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If I Could be a Super Hero

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Artist // Photography

Dec 8
United States
Deviant for 18 years
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Current Residence: Old Town
Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal, Old Country
Favourite photographer: ?
Favourite cartoon character: Garfield, Peter from Real Ghostbusters
Personal Quote: "Life is a book that no one knows the ending to"

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Cheddar Paladin, Picaso

Favourite Movies

Ghostbusters, Sin City, SILENT HILL!!

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Weird Al, Rob Zombie, Jhonny Cash

Favourite Writers

Edgar Alan Poe

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Fianl Fantasy, Mario

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Gamecube

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Chaos-Cary

Nov 26, 2008

Turkey Day! Part Two

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Annnnnnnnnnnnd I'm back! Sorry about that! Work got hectic and I was unable to get back to a computer. I'm at my buddy Tim's place Chillen in his basement using his comp. It's so sweet! Not much to say. I have a phone interview with the head of NESCom, at 1 pm. I was suppose to go to NESCom, but she got an email saying the buildings would be closed. She apoligized and set up the phone interview. I'm getting a hair cut, gonna shave the beard off and cut the hair down. Friends back at EMCC are gonna be shocked!. They have never seen me shavin before!. I have some ideas for stories, I just need to foucus and get past my writers block. Once I'm

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Chaos-Cary

Nov 24, 2008

Turkey Day! Part One

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Hey everybody! I've got to start keeping up with my journal entry stuff. The parking lot is finally done at EMCC. They've done some land scaping but it's still just a filed of dirt in front of Acadia. No dirt mounds anymore, just a dirt field. Every thing but math is going great. I gotta sign off for now. Be right back.

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Aug 25, 2008

The Next Level...

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Here I am back at ole EMCC. You should take a look at this fucking place!!! The parking lot of acadia hall is all torn up. There's huge mounds of dirt. I guees their putting in a quad so Acadia residents have to park by kinoe Hall. Moving in to my room was a bitch. But I got it done and I have a pretty cool roomate. There are new faces in with old but I have a feeling after I get past the first week what with getting a payment plan styarted and trying to find money for my bio books, (only ones I couldn't afford) This should be a good semester, even with seven classes. There's a bunch of movies I can't wait to see. And I plan on writing some s